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Why Chinese Shouldn’t Have English Name:

Caller: *Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan (anyone)?*
Operator: *Yes, you can speak to me.*

Caller: *No, I want to speak to Annie Wan (anyone)!*
Operator: Who is this?*

Caller: *I’m Sam Wan (someone). And I need to talk to Annie Wan (anyone)! It’s urgent*.
Operator: *I know you are someone and you want to talk to anyone! But what’s this urgent matter about?*

Caller: *Well… just tell Annie Wan (anyone) that Noel Wan (no one) has been involved in an accident. Noel Wan (no one) got Injured and now Noel Wan (no one) has been sent to the hospital. Right now, Avery Wan (everyone) is on his way to the hospital*.
Operator: *Look! If no one was injured and no one was sent to the hospital, then why is every one going to the hospital. You may find this hilarious but I don’t have time for this!*

Caller: *You are so rude! Who are you?*
Operator: *I’m Saw Lee (sorry)*.

Caller: *Yes! You should be sorry. Now give me your name!!!* 😭😂👌👍👏

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Puasa.

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Rumusan Fisiologi Puasa.
Fasa 1 – Hari 1-2
Gula dalam badan menurun.
Jantung berdegup perlahan.
Glikogen ditarik keluar dari otot dan menjadikan otot berasa lemah.
Tindak balas badan ialah pening, rasa nak muntah,lapar dan mulut berbau.

Fasa 2 – Hari 3-7
Lemak mula dipecahkan bagi tujuan penghasilan tenaga. Berlakunya tindakan kimia dari gliceride ke glicerol ditukarkan kepada glukosa.
Fasa ini juga berlakunya proses detoksifikasi. Menyebabkan badan dan kulit rasa berminyak.
Selain itu organ detoks seperti paru-paru berasa kurang selesa.
Pada fasa ini juga aktivit sel darah putih meningkat sekaligus meningkatkan sistem antibodi.

Fasa 3 – Hari 8-15
Proses ditoksifikasi berlangsung dgn sel-sel mati dan rosak di keluarkan.
Proses penyembuhan lebih mudah berlaku, malah penyakit lama juga dibaiki. Mungkin berlaku rasa sakit pada fasa ini.
Pada fasa ini juga tenaga dipertingkatkan dan fikiran menjadi lebih jelas.

Fasa 4 – Hari 16-30
Badan mula selesa dgn puasa.
Proses pemulihan masih berlaku, hasilnya pernafasan menjadi lebih baik dan kualiti darah meningkat.

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